Today's Panic: Loo-sing It

Today at work, I accidentally knocked the air freshener spray into the toilet.  When I reached over to flush, my wrist brushed against it with just enough force to send it tumbling right in.
*Gasp*
If you know me well, you know that I'm very OCD about germs.  There was no way in hell I was fishing that bottle out- although I briefly debated whether or not I could do it if I protected my hands with a few [dozen] paper towels.
I ultimately decided it would be best to just escape while I was alone and before people could figure out what I did.

That’s not the end of the story.  I’m an adult, I take responsibility for my actions!  At my office I am able to report any sort of maintenance or janitorial issues through the building’s online work order system, so I sent in a request:

	Hello, Someone reported to me that an object- air freshener I believe- fell into the toilet in second stall from the left. Would someone be able to remove it, please? Thanks so much!

Happy hump day, y’all!