#DyingAlone

Ah, dying alone.  I started saying it as a joke to friends years ago whenever I laughed about the awkward things I did or said in front of a member of the opposite sex,
Tripped up the stairs in front of your office crush?
Dying alone.
Started rambling about an episode of Unsolved Mysteries involving a group alien abduction because the town it takes place in shares the same name as the beer your date is drinking?
Dying alone.
Funny enough, in the movie Frances Ha, Frances and her friend Benji say "undateable" anytime either of them says anything awkward, so at least people like me are represented in film.
Of course, I don't really believe that I'm going to die alone, but saying it helps me laugh it off.

An awkward tree stump in Ocean Beach, San Diego